23 things you need to know before dating a girl from The Wirral

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1. She's now not technically a scouser, despite the reality she might sound like she's directly outta Brookside to you. She'll be referred to as a scouser by all your buddies and all of us else south of Birmingham - all and sundry that is, besides for actual genuine scousers who will check with her as a 'wool'. Technically she's a Wirralien, in case you wanna get first rate accurate.

2. Anyway, you watched she's scouse? Wait 'til you meet her friends. Especially the ones from New Brighton and Wallasey. And the fateful day that you're subsequently brought to her buddies from throughout the River Mersey? You may wanna convey a translator with you, buddy.

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3. She's no longer from Wirral. She's from THE Wirral. Give it the right identify it deserves, please. And you are now not IN the Wirral, you are ON the Wirral.

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4. Get yourself clued up on what a Peninsula is for her. At least fake to vaguely care whilst she begins to give an explanation for it to you, as it's an important truth. And strive your exceptional to locate it cute and not bizarre whilst she refers to it because the Paradise Peninsula in Facebook statuses. It's (commonly) ironic (ninety nine% of the time).

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5. You have not seen her at her worst 'til you go to The Krazyhouse, Garlands or Birkenvegas along with her. These may sound like ordinary lands to you, and it is quite in all likelihood that she hasn't graced those dancefloors when you consider that she turned into about 19. But on the ones massive nights wherein anything can occur, strive your first-class to someway nonetheless locate her vaguely appealing whilst she's straddling the giant Rhino on K3 singing 'Show Me Love' with 241 Smirn Offs in her hand.

6. Daniel Craig is pretty a lot the most effective horny famous man who's come from around her neighbourhood. And almost every body you meet claims to have seen him in B&Q for a few purpose. Paul Hollywood is likewise from around these components, however he doesn't definitely count number, does he?

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7. The best aspect she'll need to do in summer is go instantly to Parkgate. No seriously. You think you've got had ice cream and fish and chips earlier than, but you've got in no way had them pretty like this. Nicholls mint choc chip for existence, however it'll only be your reward after you've got spent at the least two hours seeking to park.

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eight. Don't ever worry about taking her someplace fancy, due to the fact everywhere is a step up from Birkenhead Pyramids tbh. The shopping precinct that God forgot, simplest ever visited while you get your first minimal wage task in the Primark, or whilst your mum desires a new top and you actually can not be arsed to move over to Liverpool.

nine. Be prepared for her to say some frickin' weird slang phrases - often borrowed from Liverpool. "Can I geg in on tonight, lad?" "Nah jib it off like." "Eeeeee did 'e? Proper devo'd for ya, babe." "Soz however am a proper crank" and many others.

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10. Every time you watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, be prepared for her to do the shriek. The shriek that usually comes while Hagrid is going into the Mersey Tunnel to break out the Death Eaters. Represeeeent, wizarding (wirral) world.

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